Wait...

My left or her left?



I'm not sure there hasn't been some sort of mix-up...

Reminder

Thanks Ira!

The Wedding Ringer

I watch the trailer and I think this movie could be the developmentally disabled baby of "Hitch" and "Wedding Crashers."

Someone watch it and tell me if I'm wrong. Thanks.

Nice Try Doritos

Doritos announced the ten finalists in the 2015 Crash the Super Bowl contest. My least favorite is "What Could Go Wrong," as elaborated here.

Interestingly enough, the version of this commercial that made the finals is different from the original entry. This version adds the female speaking off-roof to assure viewers that she did not actually plummet to her death.

I still think this commercial stinks. 

One of my faves, Dog Dreams, did not make the top ten - and so I officially have no idea what the Doritos judges are looking for.

New Years' Resolutions

Let's just put it this way... I have not yet zoodled.

Zoodles

This is my first purchase of 2015:

I will use this "spiralizer" to make zucchini noodles, aka "zoodles." By smothering zoodles in delicious marinara sauce, I hope to further my New Year's resolution to eat more vegetables. Hopefully, this newfangled gadget does not go the way of my dusty, long-abandoned NutriBullet. 

This Shit Is Disgusting

I see this and I fear the end of days - dreadful acts by humans which poison themselves and the good Earth. Please make it stop.

This is a recipe for disaster! It's shit like this that leads to an uninhabitable environment, extinction and zombie apocalypse. Haven't we learned anything??